Here comes a really long sentence masquerading as a paragraph. We hope you’re ready for more of this. Aah, the joys of being an End User. By downloading and/or using any software and/or applications (collectively, "Software") provided to you by or on behalf of iflix Ltd. and its affiliated entities ("iflix") AKA La Famiglia, in connection with your use of the iflix service, you acknowledge and agree that (1) you have read this end user license agreement ("License Agreement"); (2) you understand it; (3) you are bound by the terms of this license agreement just like Anastasia Steele; and (4) you may receive, without further notice or prompting updated versions of the Software, or in other words, we may well go ninja on you when needs be. If you do not agree to the foregoing, we cannot simply “agree to disagree” as your disagreement basically means that you do not have a license to, and you will not use, the Software which will then not lead to 500 Days of iflix.

1. License Lowdown

This EULA (End User License Agreement) contains many, many legal terms that a normal human being usually ignores and details on your limited (that’s right, limited #SorryNotSorry) right and license to use the Software solely in connection with your use of the iflix service. This License Agreement is between you and iflix and not any other party. Especially not the party in your pants that no one RSVPed to

To put it in layman terms, using the service will be very much like renting an apartment, though it’s more of a sub-let, really. The Software contains material that is protected by copyright and other applicable prevailing magical force and intellectual property laws in the region and by international treaty provisions. The Software is licensed, not sold or given as a coming-of-age present, to you by iflix for use only under the terms of this License Agreement. All rights not specifically granted to you herein are reserved to iflix and to any third party with ownership rights in software and documentation used in the Software. So lifting/ripping/stealing content from the site won’t fly because you aren’t supposed to take things that don’t belong to you, OK? Make your mama proud!

In your limited license given under these terms, will include any software upgrades that replace and/or supplement the original Software. The Ninja part we talked about earlier? That applies here to.

Sometimes, in the dead of the night, when everyone is fast asleep and dreaming of George Clooney/Kate Upton riding a Unicorn, we might make changes to stuff. iflix reserves the right, when needed, with or without notice to you, to change the terms of this License Agreement in our sole and absolute discretion. We do it swiftly, quietly, but most importantly, for the greater good. Should you still be reading this painfully long, highly detailed License Agreement, it’s good to know that in the event of such changes, the most current version of this License Agreement will reign supreme to all previous versions. We strongly recommend that you review the License Agreement from time to time.

2. What’s OK To Use/What’s Not OK To Use

2.1 Allowance of Limited License. iflix gives/grants you three wishes! No, not really. But we do grant you (which, for purposes of this License Agreement, shall include members of your immediate household, the ones you like or the ones you don’t, for whom you will be responsible for hence with and users of the iflix-approved device with which you are accessing the iflix service and for whom you will also be responsible for) a non-exclusive, limited, personal and nontransferable license, subject to and conditioned on your compliance with the actually-not-so-restrictive restrictions set forth in this License Agreement, to install and use the Software, in object code form only, provided to you by or on behalf of iflix in connection with your iflix playtime.

2.2 Please keep in mind that The Software is only for your own personal enjoyment and non-commercial use. It is a Software that will bring you and subsequently, your Hardware much joy and happiness and may not to be abused operationally for business of any kind, for profit or for the benefit or any other person or entity. Please do not start an iflix Cinema operating out of your musky basement, however appealing that business plan might sound right now. Even if you call it the “iflix Musky Basement Cinema, brought to you by iflix”, it’s still not OK.

2.3 The license permission above includes the right to use documentation accompanying the Software for the sole purpose of using the iflix service and the right to make one (1) backup copy of the Software so you can “back up on it”, provided that (i) the Software is installed on only the number of iflix-approved devices authorized by iflix (which number shall be five (5) iflix-approved devices unless otherwise agreed or modified in writing by iflix); (ii) the Software may NOT be modified, Captain Hacker; (iii) all copyright notices are maintained on the Software; and (iv) you agree to be bound by all the terms of this License Agreement.

2.4 Part of your limited license for the Software granted to you in this License Agreement, except as and only to the extent expressly permitted in this License Agreement or by applicable law, which cannot be waived by this License Agreement, includes a variety of things that you may not do which are:

2.5 You don’t own any of this so…No ownership rights for you. Unfortunate, but true. Rather, you have a limited license to use the Software as long as this License Agreement remains in effect. Ownership of the Software and all intellectual property rights therein shall remain at all times with iflix and/or its licensors. Any other use of the Software by any other person, pets, business, corporation, government or any other entity (whether living or dead) is strictly prohibited and is a violation of this License Agreement. Please don’t violate it. Things get pretty messy when violations happen.

2.6 If you "uninstall" the Software, you will no longer be able to play with us or use the Software to watch things on that iflix-approved device. Amazingly, this may come as a shock to some. Bless them.

3. Content and Software of The Third Party Kind

3.1 We have content. Truckloads of it. But title and intellectual property rights in and to any content displayed by or accessed through the Software does not belong even to us, the mighty iflix but belongs to the respective content owner. Everything is protected by copyright or other intellectual property laws and treaties, and is subject to terms of use of the third party providing such content. It’s all standard issue, really. And apart from fighting for your right to party and view the content, this License Agreement does not grant you the right to duplicate, distribute, prepare imitative knock-offs, publicly show, or make other use of such content. You are prohibited from engaging in or facilitating the unauthorized P2P (that’s not R2D2’s distant cousin, twice removed) file-sharing of third-party content, such as the unauthorized posting, making available, uploading, downloading or other distribution of such third-party content.

3.2 In making something this awesome, there will be software programs contained within the Software that have been licensed to iflix by third parties. It’s a collaborative effort of software awesomeness that goes deep and wide. The term "Software" as used here shall refer to such third party software except where the term Software refers expressly to the ownership or other specific rights of iflix. Everything you’ve read so far, with regards to terms and conditions, including all limitations and restrictions, set forth in this License Agreement apply to each third party software program contained in the Software. And on top of that, certain software programs specified in the licenses referenced in Section 10 ("Notices") below may also have additional grants and/or restrictions. Read on for more delightful legal terms and nod along in time.

4. Termination

Everything (including this License Agreement) stands until you cease being an iflix member. Your rights under this License Agreement can come to an end at any time without notice by iflix. On top of that, this License Agreement will terminate if iflix finds that you have violated any of the terms of this License Agreement. Don’t do that. Zero forgiveness and absolutely no waiver of any breach of any provision of this License Agreement by iflix shall constitute a waiver of any prior, concurrent or subsequent breach of the same or any other provisions hereof, and no waiver shall be effective unless it is made in writing and is signed by an authorized representative of iflix. All provisions relating to confidentiality, proprietary rights, and nondisclosure shall survive the termination of this License Agreement. Survival of a zombie apocalypse on the other hand, cannot be guaranteed.

Your ability to use the iflix service is subject to your system compatibility with our Software as such requirements may change from time to time. Kinda like a relationship. If it’s not compatible, it just won’t work. Compatibility of system requirements with the Software is your responsibility. Only use Internet Explorer if you don’t like the Internet.

Once you’ve decided to end this License Agreement, you must immediately stop using the Software and iflix service and destroy all copies, full or partial, of the Software that you may have downloaded hereunder. Like a juice cleanse in binary form.

5. Data Usage Permission

Without sounding sneaky or anything of the sort, the Software may provide iflix with limited access to your iflix-approved device. Things like information related to your use of the iflix service, including TV Shows & movies (and parts of it) viewed, amount of times any street cred-damaging movies were viewed, information regarding your computer system, such as a unique device identifier, your operating system, your wallpaper of cute kittens, existing software, amount of available storage space and Internet connectivity, and your interaction with the Software. This basically means that we study you, learn your every move, your likes, your dislikes, in order to serve you better. But worry not. Information obtained by iflix will be treated in accordance with our Privacy Policy. We will not abuse this, promise! All of it goes to help you use the Software more effectively, help us help you help iflix and improve the service so that everyone wins.

6. Upgrading the Software

iflix may issue you an upgraded version of the Software automatically upon an instance of your use of the Software or the iflix service or otherwise in connection with your use of the iflix-approved device. Alternatively, iflix may require you to consent to an upgrade to the Software ("Software Upgrades") before using, installing or accessing the Software. This is for your own benefit. If you decline the Software Upgrades, you may not be able to use or access the Software or the iflix service which would suck.

Your ability to use the iflix service is subject to your system compatibility with our Software as such requirements may change from time to time. Kinda like a relationship. If it’s not compatible, it just won’t work. Compatibility of system requirements with the Software is your responsibility. Only use Internet Explorer if you don’t like the Internet.

7. General Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitations

Take it, and go. The Software is provided "AS IS." Meaning, it is what it is. The Disclaimers of Warranties and Limitations stated in the Terms of Use explicitly applies to this License Agreement, the Software and the use of the Software. We do not justify that defects in the Software will be corrected but we’ll try our best.

10.1 Apple

Fun fact: May help reduce the risk of cancer, cardiovascular disease and diabetes. High in fiber and vitamin C, low in calories, with no fat or cholesterol! But in this instance, Apple refers to more of the Steve Jobs variety. If you have downloaded any Software from the Apple iTunes Application Store, all of the below mentioned terms will also apply to such Software:

You agree and acknowledge that Apple is not responsible for the Software and its content or responsible for your daily vitamin intake. You also agree that your use of such Software downloaded from such location is limited to a non-transferable license to use the Software on any Apple branded products running iOS (including but not limited to iPad, iPhone, and iPod touch) ("iOS Devices") or Mac OS X ("Mac Computers"), as applicable (collectively "Apple Device(s)") that you own or control and as permitted by the Usage Rules set forth in the App Store Terms of Service. Furthermore, we’d like to inform you and subsequently you acknowledge and agree that Apple has no obligation whatsoever to furnish any maintenance and support services with respect to the Software. So please don’t go bugging their Customer Care for any iflix issues. Do contact our very caring Customer Care, comprised of many Spanish speakers, for help with problemas de iflix.

There will be no warranty obligation from the good people of Apple with respect to the Software and any claims, losses, liabilities, damages, costs or expenses attributable to any failure to conform to any warranty set forth in this License Agreement is the responsibility of iflix. Please note that iflix has disclaimed all warranties (see section above).

There will be no responsibility for addressing any claims relating to the Software or your possession and/or use of the Software, including, but not restricted to: (i) product liability claims; (ii) any claim that the Software fails to conform to any applicable legal or regulatory requirement; and (iii) claims arising under consumer protection or similar legislation.

Apple is not responsible for any third-party infringement claims that the Software or your possession and use of the Software infringe a third party's intellectual property rights.

Basically, Apple is not responsible. End.

Third Party Beneficiary: iflix and you acknowledge and agree that Apple, and Apple's subsidiaries, are third party beneficiaries of this License Agreement with respect to any such Software, and that Apple will have the right (and will be deemed to have accepted the right) to enforce the License Agreement against you as a third party beneficiary thereof as set forth herein. Where this ends up is Apple has nothing to do with any issues that may arise while using iflix on any of their devices, and no matter how bad your tantrum, they won’t have to respond to you. Let it go. The cold is no bother.

10.2 Digital Rights Management

Content owners use Microsoft PlayReady™ content access technology to protect their intellectual property, including copyrighted content. Certain iflix-approved devices and personal computers use PlayReady technology to access PlayReady-protected content and/or WMDRM-protected content. If the device fails to properly enforce restrictions on content usage, content owners may require Microsoft to revoke the device's ability to consume PlayReady-protected content. Revocation should not affect unprotected content or content protected by other content access technologies. Content owners may require you to upgrade PlayReady to access their content. If you decline a PlayReady upgrade, you will not be able to access content that requires the upgrade, which means there will be no iflix on any of your devices. A disaster by any other name.

Action (or is that inaction?) taken in connection with the above may affect your ability to function in life and use the iflix service and/or view and access movies & TV shows.

10.3 Our Copyright

If there’s one thing we really believe in, it’s protection. This right here, is ours  © 2015 iflix All content here is protected by copyright and other applicable intellectual property laws in the region and other territories and may not be modified, copied or used in any manner without the express permission of iflix, which reserves all rights. So if you had any intentions of outright plagiarizing iflix, do send us a letter first. Ask really nicely. And we will still probably say no, but you never know. Reuse of any of this content for any purpose without the permission of iflix. is strictly prohibited. We wont be pleased.

10.4 Facebook

You agree and acknowledge that Facebook has been ruining personal relationships since 2004 and holds no responsibility or liability over that or for the Software and its content.

10.5 Microsoft - General

Microsoft – General? “But what about Microsoft – Lieutenant or Microsoft – Major?” you ask Well, they’re not important. What’s important is that this product contains technology subject to certain intellectual property rights of Microsoft. Use or distribution of this technology outside of this product is prohibited without the appropriate license(s) from Microsoft.

8. Contacting iflix

For any questions, complaints, confessions of undying love or claims regarding the Software please email our Support Team at support@iflix.com that will be more than ready to support you. We’re sorry to inform you that at this point, only tech issues can be resolved by our Support Team. Emotional support will perhaps be provided in the near future. Alternatively, if you don’t have the Internet, then you aren’t reading this, but you can still write to us at the following address that you wont know if you aren’t reading this because you aren’t on the Internet:

The Playground, Suite 19.01, Centrepoint North, Mid Valley City, 59200 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Attention: Legal Counsel.

Have a nice day and KTHXBAI.