We respect your rights to privacy as much as we respect your rights to like Nicolas Cage as an “actor”, under the laws of the country of the iflix company controlling your personal information. It’s a free country, that country of yours, so the inappropriate underwear is cool – but free your information will not be, Yoda. That’s right, locked down like a pair of finger cuffs; we will manage your stuff the way we are legally supposed to. We comply with all of the requirements under the relevant data protection and privacy legislation because we have to. If you need tips, tricks, general advice, your horoscope or detail on what we are doing with all your secrets, see the “Contacting Us” section below. But remember, if you wanna come to the party, you gotta play by the rules, homie. So by using, visiting or browsing the iflix service, you accept and agree to our information practices described below. Even the bits you don’t like. We went to a party once where a guy turned up with a bowl of dip, a hose and a large fan. It didn’t end well and many didn’t like it. But we laughed. Oh, we laughed.
When you decide to join the iflix party, we will receive and store and collect and hoard information about you. We place it in small electronic boxes. We admire it, but tell no one. From time to time, we peer at the insides of those boxes, before quietly slamming said box shut again. These weird boxes that started as a humorous metaphor then went too far will include information such as:
If you don’t give us your personal information described above, some or all of the following may happen:
We may use information on a holistically random or anonymous basis. That basically means your information plus others’ information equals something that doesn’t look like anyone’s but works for everyone. We call it the “information cocktail”. For example, we use consumption behavior, as well as commentary and reviews, on an aggregate or anonymous basis, to give you more relevant recommendations as well as other users. All these information may be used to create an information cocktail for a variety purposes not explicitly set forth in this policy. But it will certainly be delicious.
Cookies are not the only types of technology that enable this functionality; we also use other, similar types of technologies. See below for more information and examples.
We and our service providers may use the following types of cookies:
Web beacons (also known as clear gifs or pixel tags) are not a bacon substitute and often work in conjunction with the cookies described above that are not baked goods. We and our service providers may use web beacons for similar purposes as cookies, such as to understand and enhance the use of our service, improve site performance, monitor visitor traffic and actions on our site, and understand interactions with our marketing (including email and online ads on third party sites). Because web beacons often work in conjunction with cookies, in many cases, declining cookies will impair the effectiveness of web beacons. Chocolate chip and bacon cookies, however? Glory. Decline them at your peril.
We use other technologies that are similar to cookies but which don’t take a good joke too far, such as browser storage and plugins (e.g., HTML5, and Silverlight storage). Like cookies, some of these technologies may store small amounts of data on your device, whether said device is small or not. We may use these and various other technologies for similar purposes as cookies, such as to enforce our terms, prevent fraud, and analyze the use of our service. There are a number of ways to exercise choice, including with confidence, recklessness or with general curiosity. There are also a number of ways to exercise choice regarding these technologies. For example, many popular browsers provide the ability to clear browser storage, commonly in the settings or preferences area; see your browser’s help function or support area to learn more. Other technologies, such as Silverlight storage, may be cleared from within the application. You, my friend, in understanding all of the above, are cleared for technology take off.
When we were just a teenage iflix, we made some bad decisions. We came home late, we hung out with the wrong technology partners, we offered dangerous content. We have learned our lessons from these poor choices, but that doesn’t mean we wont respect yours. If you no longer want to receive certain communications from us via email, simply click on the "unsubscribe" link in our marketing emails. Please note that you cannot unsubscribe from certain correspondence from us, such as messages relating to your account transactions or what we deem to be important to the ongoing servicing of your membership. Really, just the super important stuff, we promise.
We give you access and the ability to update a broad range of information about your account, including your contact information and your communication preferences in the "Settings" portion of our website. You must be signed in to access "Settings." Which is actually YOUR account. It’s confusing, we know. If you have a question regarding our privacy practices, this policy, or want to exercise your rights regarding your personal information, please contact us at email@example.com.
We take the safety of our members very seriously around here. We’d like to provide the same sense of security that an infatuated boyfriend does. So we take every reasonable precautionary measure in the form of administrative, technical, physical and managerial steps to safeguard your personal information against loss, theft and unauthorized access, use and modification. For example, we employ large men to stand around and look hard. We have very big padlocks. We have the dogs of war at the ready. We have a very big stick. Our pen is our weapon and it’s mightier than the sword, even if we prefer a sword. We may also utilize Secure Sockets Layering, an industry-standard protocol for certain of your transmissions to us, in order to encrypt certain personal information that you send to us through the registration and sign up process.
But with all that said, please know that no security system is TOTALLY secure. And no man is an army. And therefore, we cannot guarantee the security of your information and cannot assume liability for improper access to it. By using our service, including our website and user interfaces, or providing information to us through any means, you agree that we can communicate with you electronically regarding security, privacy, and administrative issues relating to your use of the iflix service. We would like to also use morse code, but apparently that’s too “hipster”. Whatever to you, Mr. The Man.
As a form of lubrication, in order to provide you with ease of access to your account and to help administer the iflix service, we implement technology that enables us to recognize you as the account holder and provide you with direct access to your account without requiring you to retype any password or other user identification when you revisit the iflix service. You can choose not to take advantage of this feature on your computer by unchecking the box "Remember me on this computer" when you login on the website. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account access information and for restricting access to your computer or device through which you access your iflix account. Where possible, users of public or shared devices should log out at the completion of each visit. If you sell or return a computer or iflix-approved device, you should invest the money wisely. You should also make sure you log-out from and deactivate the device before doing so. If you do not maintain the security of your password or device, or fail to log out or deactivate your device, subsequent users may be able to access your account, including your personal information and will not only see all those photos, they may share them with your enemies.
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“The Internet is a global environment”, said our lawyer. “The Internet is an information super highway”, said the 1990s. “The Internet is a purple shaped information dream, floating on an amorphous data reality cloud that tastes like triangle”, said the surrealist. Whatever definition floats your boat, using the Internet to collect and process information necessarily involves the transmission of data on an international basis. Therefore, by using iflix, you acknowledge and agree to the transfer of your information outside your country of residence to any country where we have facilities or engage Service Providers. You understand that the countries to which we may transfer information may not have as comprehensive a level of data protection as in your country, although they have great beaches and superb food. Nonetheless, your personal information will continue to be protected in accordance with the standards described in this policy.
And with that, we’re done. Peace out.