Here’s a sight you don’t see every day. She’s making a hollow shape for another egg and she’s doing what a mother ostrich does. Then along come these two clowns making ostriches do what they’re not supposed to do. Pity they don’t fly, it’d be good to see them in the air making the jockeys do what they’re not supposed to do. That’d be the Play Of The Day! Back to maternal duties and we asked what she thought of humans.