If the sound of skateboards grinds on your nerves. If someone whizzes past you causing you to spill you latte and load on the pavement. If the expression, ‘four wheels’ makes you think of a comfortable car, then you’re old. Probably not in your own mind but to these thrill-seeking, rail-grinding, variable-double-kick-flipping dudes you’re ready for an easy chair and a cup of cocoa.
But if you want to get back at them just chillax take a sip of your beverage and although it’s into the night, say ‘Dude, I’ve already done the Play Of The Day!