The dirty Dutch are at it again. They’re a weird bunch with their salty liquorice and tiny pancakes plus running through muddy waterways collecting as much filth as they can. It’s disgusting.
Compare them to their English neighbours over the Channel who also love their sport but keep a sensible head by playing in good, clean river water. If pitches were more like this, England’s World Cup hopes might become a reality.
But there’s a goal, full time looms and no need to hit the showers.
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