Politicians. It seems that whatever country you live in, they’re unpopular with their opposition, their own party and of course the people they represent.
So a few of them got together to settle their differences through a game of football.
All was going well until the fouls started creeping in; handball was the most common but as the game wore on, even that became tolerable.
It seems the tactics were working towards success.
Politics were the Play Of The Day and everyone kissed and made up.