Could this be a line-up of the usual suspects perhaps?
Maybe a secret handshake society?
No, you know of course that this is the hirsute heaven of bearded men, or women, and they’re here to be judged on their hairy facial growths.
This man, blinded recently by his own moustache, obviously chose his own outfit for today.
Another contestant also stricken by a waxed spike has chosen to rid his face of pointy ends.
Play Of The Day and a feather in his hat.